Best Pick-Up Lines

Are you a camera?

Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I want to hear your heartbeat,

as we fall asleep together.

Let’s commit the perfect crime.

I’ll steal your heart. You still mine.

Boy: Is your name Google?

Girl: No!!.. Why?

Boy: Because you got everything I am searching for..

Can I tie your shoes?

Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Boy: Excuse me do you have a Band-Aid?

Girl: Why?

Boy: Because I skinned my knee I fell for you.

Boy: I want to be a Superhero, guess my name.

Girl: “Batman? Ironman or Superman?”

Boy: “J YOURMAN”

Do you know any good bakeries around?

Because I’d love to have a cutie pie like you.

Are you religious?

Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Are you a kidnapper?

Because you just abducted my heart.

Do you have a map?

Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

There’s side view, read view, and what else?

I loview.

Do you mind if I walk you home?

My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

If I could rearrange the alphabet,

I would put

U and I together

Are you the Delhi metro?

Cause I’ll wait forever to ride you.

I’m not a photographer,

but I can picture me and you together.

Was your father an alien?

Because there is nothing else like you on earth!

Is your name sunkin?

Because I donut spend another day without you

Roses are red, violets are blue,

it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!

Do you know if there are any police around?

Cause I’m about to steal your heart.

I should call you google,

because you have everything I’m looking for.

Roses are red,

Tomatoes are redder,

I think we both know,

I like you way better.

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