Mga Banat ni Ryan Rems!

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Miyembro ako ng riding in tandem. Problema lang wala pa kaming pambili ng motor, kaya walking in Tandem muna kami …Olrayt.

 

Sabi nila papaano daw ako mag mahal???
SAbi ko SIMPLE lang naman ako magmahal!!
tinataasan ko lang ang PRESYO!!!!
alright!
ahahahha
rockin roll to the world!!!!!

 
sabi ng nanay ko kanina natulog ka na ba? sagot ko hindi pa, sabi ng nanay ko mabuti pang matulog ka na at nag mumulhang adik ka!msagot ko naman Nay!
mabuti pang wala tulog kesa sa walang gising !…Olrayt.

 

Nakita kita lumuwas sabi mo tamang landas nung sumakay ka ng bus dalawang pinto ang bukas sa bintana ka pa lumabas…Olrayt.

 

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Pag walang syota, walang Forever.
Pag may syota, may Forever.
Pag maraming syota, Forevermore.
Pag may kabit, forever’s not enough.

 

 

Sumakay ako ng taxi. Sabi ng driver, Pare, Sira ang Metro ko…..
Sabi ko naman pare pano ba yan, Sira ulo ko…Olrayt.

 
Wag mo isiping panget ka… Kami na bahalang mag isip non para sayo…Olrayt.

 

 

Noong bata ako iisa lang ang aking pangarap, yan ay ang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo. So noong nakapagtapos na ako, wala na akong pangarap

 

 

Alam nyo bang dati akong janitor? Bigla akong na promote from 1st floor, napunta ako sa 4th floor!

 

 

Marami na ang naloko sa iloveyou, pero mas marami ang naloko sa on the way na ako

 

 

sabi nila panget daw sa babae ang nagmumura, sabi ko naman bakit yung iba, hindi pa nagmumura ang panget na?

 

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Gusto mo mag travel na maraming hawak na pera? Mag Konduktor ka! O’ryt!

 
Dapat ang mga kabataan ngayon parang si Dora, kahit gala, hindi nabubuntis.

 

 

Nag-away kami ng gf ko sabi nya ” alam ko may bago kang babae 18 years old” sabi ko, huli kana sa balita, 25 na sya ngayon

 

 

Holdaper: May baril ako! Babarilin ko kayo!
Me: syempre t*ng*na* alangan namang isaksak mo samin yan.

 

 

Pedro: Pre, kelan ang birthday mo?
Juan: August 30, pre.
Pedro: Anong taon?
Juan: Syempre, taun-taon! Alangan namang sometimes diba? Wag kang t*ng*!

 

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