Are you a camera?
Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I want to hear your heartbeat,
as we fall asleep together.
Let’s commit the perfect crime.
I’ll steal your heart. You still mine.
Boy: Is your name Google?
Girl: No!!.. Why?
Boy: Because you got everything I am searching for..
Can I tie your shoes?
Because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Boy: Excuse me do you have a Band-Aid?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I skinned my knee I fell for you.
Boy: I want to be a Superhero, guess my name.
Girl: “Batman? Ironman or Superman?”
Boy: “J YOURMAN”
Do you know any good bakeries around?
Because I’d love to have a cutie pie like you.
Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a kidnapper?
Because you just abducted my heart.
Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
There’s side view, read view, and what else?
I loview.
Do you mind if I walk you home?
My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would put
U and I together
Are you the Delhi metro?
Cause I’ll wait forever to ride you.
I’m not a photographer,
but I can picture me and you together.
Was your father an alien?
Because there is nothing else like you on earth!
Is your name sunkin?
Because I donut spend another day without you
Roses are red, violets are blue,
it would be a shame if I couldn’t date you!
Do you know if there are any police around?
Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
I should call you google,
because you have everything I’m looking for.
Roses are red,
Tomatoes are redder,
I think we both know,
I like you way better.
Sources:
vanilavigne.tumblr.com
QUOTEDIARY.ME
fuck-yeahpickuplines.tumblr.com
http://pickup-lines.net/cute/page/3/
